ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
There can only be one logical explanation for this:
Voldemort has returned….
I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE
Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.
Since I have to start back at school Monday, today’s penguin post is a fan favorite that always seems to get the most audience and makes people happy.
I present to you, baby emperor penguins!!!
lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral
and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default